The meeting could have been an email. Unfortunately, the pencils chose violence.
No timesheets. No sensible decisions. Bring your own eraser.
Pencil Paper Clash
Tiny pencils. Crumpled ammo. Absolutely no adult supervision.
Your tiny troublemaker
Team
Difficulty
Game mode
Match time
How to play
1. Move: WASD, arrow keys, or joystick2. Aim: point your mouse or swipe the screen3. Shoot: hold click, Space, or FIRE; release to throw4. Return to your basket to refill
MoveWASD / arrow keysMobile: left joystick
AimPoint with your mouseMobile: swipe the game
ShootHold left click or Space, then releaseMobile: hold FIRE, then release
Hit rivals with paper balls. They shrink and you grow
Small pencils can hide behind books and desk clutter
Five hits knock you out. You return after 30 seconds
When knocked out, your final burst shrinks nearby teammates
Carry up to 5 balls. Stand still at your basket to refill
Hits made at full size help you refill faster
Blue shields block two hits. Red bombs damage every rival
You cannot hit teammates. Stay on your own desk
Choose your preferred form of stationery chaos. Online scraps support 2–14 tiny professionals.
Online pencil drawer
Connecting…
Start some nonsense
Secret scribble code
Unattended pencil drawers
Private drawers are invisible. Very professional. Use their secret code.
Room —
Create the drawer first. Send and copy unlock when its room code is ready.
Your team
Difficulty — host only
Choose your office gang
Teams may be hilariously uneven. The host will be asked if this bad idea is intentional.
You
0 — 0
∞
Easy · vs AI
Basket bribery5.0s
Dramatic wind-up
Negotiating with basket…
✏️💤
You have become horizontal!
Emergency sharpening in 30s · please remain dramatically flat
♛
Victory!
You rule the stationery cupboard.
scuttle
WASD / arrows scuttle · mouse aim · hold left click squish, release to throw ·
stand very still in your basket and pretend reloading is dignified