Your tiny troublemaker

Ridiculous pencil name Team Difficulty Game mode Match time

Official nonsense legally doodled

• You have 5 pencil chunks. Each hit makes you more travel-sized
• Bonk a rival and grow a chunk back. Medical science refuses to comment
• Already gloriously tall? A hit earns a reload credit instead
• Each credit bullies 1s off reload time. Five means instant paper
• Short pencils are sneaky. Desk clutter gives tiny stubs more cover
• The final hit causes a tiny stationery tantrum. Nearby teammates lose a chunk
• Knocked flat? Enjoy a 30s sharpening holiday, then return suspiciously tall
• Carry 5 premium crumples. Refill at the suspicious desk basket
• Reload takes 5s. Wiggle once and the basket gets stage fright
• Rare blue shield: shoot it and become a tiny knight for 2 hits
• Rare red bomb: annoys every rival for −25%. One hit makes it lose confidence
• No friendly fire. HR already has enough paperwork
• Stay on your desk. The carpet has unionised and refuses gameplay