Quarterly stationery review

Pencil Paper Clash

Tiny pencils. Crumpled ammo. Absolutely no adult supervision.

No timesheets. No sensible decisions. Bring your own eraser.

Office handbook

How to cause stationery chaos

01 The basics

Move with WASD, arrow keys, or the joystick Aim until the ghost ball and circle cover your rival Hold to wind up, then release to throw Stand still beside your basket to collect five balls

WASDMoveStay on your own desk and use clutter as cover.

HoldAimThe transparent ball shows the landing point.

ReleaseThrowPut the whole target circle over the opponent.

02 Win the desk dispute

  1. Hit rivals

    Paper hits shrink them and grow you. Five hits knock a pencil out.

  2. Use desk cover

    Small pencils can hide behind books and office clutter.

  3. Choose a game mode

    Respawn returns you after eight seconds. Deathmatch gives each pencil one life.

  4. Mind your teammates

    A knocked-out pencil's final burst shrinks nearby teammates. Direct friendly fire is off.

  5. Refill at your basket

    Carry five balls. Stand still at your basket to reload.

  6. Earn faster refills

    Hits made while you are full size give reload credits.

  7. Use office contraband

    Blue shields block two hits. Red bombs damage every rival they catch.

  8. Stay on your desk

    You cannot cross the gap to the opposing team's desk.

03 Playing on a mobile phone

Turn your phone sideways. Use your left thumb to move and your right thumb to aim and throw.

  1. Move joystickDrag the left stick in the direction you want your pencil to run.
  2. AIM joystickDrag and hold to line up the ghost ball, then release your thumb to throw.
Mobile controls appear automatically on touch screens.
2–20 players

Multiplayer, without the meeting invite

  1. 1Open the drawer

    Choose Play game, set your name, then select Online pencil drawer.

  2. 2Join or host

    Quick-match with others, open a public room, or create a private room with a secret code.

  3. 3Invite the gang

    Share the room code or invite link. Players choose Blue Leads or Coral Erasers.

  4. 4Release pencils

    The host chooses difficulty and single round or Best of 3, then starts once both teams have a player.
Coming soon

Keep the pencils caffeinated

The support page is waiting for its official coffee account. This button will connect directly to it later, with no mystery middleman.

Wall of questionable glory

Receipts from your finest stationery-related decisions, saved on this device.

This wall is painfully blank. Finish a timed match or Deathmatch and give it something to gossip about.

Career drawer

Lifetime totals kept on this device only, and the pencil skins they unlock.

Today’s challenges

Lifetime stats

Private desk report

Insights

This device only

No names, room codes or messages are stored. These anonymous totals never leave this device.

Pencil skins accessories only — team colours never change